The Swede, the Icebox and KFC
Characters:
JG: The Swede
Binky: The Icebox
Haseen: KFC Delivery boy
Majajan: KFC Delivery dispatcher
KA: The By-stander
and me...!
Binky: The Icebox
Haseen: KFC Delivery boy
Majajan: KFC Delivery dispatcher
KA: The By-stander
and me...!
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On a third-floor room on Zamzama Boulevard:
JG: Where the hell is my zinger???
Binky: How should I know? I'm just an icebox.
Wy: Et tu? I've ordered two zingers as well. And a bucket of hot shots!
JG: Are they also late?? 'cause we've been waiting for an hour.
KA: What's a hotshot?
Wy: It's like a nugget, and tastes like fried chicken
Wy: Oh not that long. Been 20 minutes.
KA: Cool. Does it come with Pakola?
Binky: I think there's something in that drink.
Meanwhile, on a deserted street near Boat Basin:
Haseen: Oh yaar! Hurry up, I need to get these zangers delivered.
Majajan: Oh Haseenay, what's the rush? Have a Pakola!
Haseen: Yaar! Ok, but just one drink ok...
* * * *
Back on Zamzama:
JG: we're calling and yelling at KFC now!
KA: we demand our chicken!
Binky: Why do I keep getting lines in this? Wy, come take me now! These people think I'm a spy
Wy: But you are a spy, Binky.
JG: Where are they?!
Wy: Oh I think they'll take their time. I'm sure my burgers will arrive before your's. I live closer to KFC :p
JG: If that happens there will be repercussions... you know that rite?
Wy: Such as?
JG: We're gonna beat the kfc delivery boy silly!
Wy: With what?
JG: With...with...with Binky!
Binky: I beg your pardon! I will not be manhandled!
Wy: Hey, JG, take it easy yaar. I'm sure they'll be there soon. Please don't hurt Binky.
JG: Then you'd better make sure our zingers get here first!
Wy, Binky: *Gulp*
* * * *
Somewhere near Do Talvaar:
Haseen: Saala Majajan! How was I to know that one Pakola would lead to singing, dancing.. ("Brimful of Asha on the 45...") and this! Oh I hope I don't want to get beaten silly with an icebox!
* * * *
Back on Zamzama:
Wy: Hey now, don't do anything rash. Let Binky go!
JG: No! I want my Zingers!!!
KA: Hey, check out Metroblogs, there's an article by me on Pak..(reads) HEY! It's NEOKA not NOKIA!!
Binky (shivering): Let me go! All I did was house the ice for the MC party, I will not be manhandled!
JG: Why you little iceb...
(Ring Ring)
JG: The food's here!!!!!!!
Wy: ....
JG: I'm still keeping ur icebox hostage just so u know
Wy: WHAT!?
Binky: Oh brother!
JG: I won!! muhaha!!
Wy: You will pay for this!
JG: Really? What do you plan to do? Publish a story (based on real events) about a big bad swedish woman being mean to your icebox?
Wy: Err...yes?
12 Comments:
If you want to see Binky again, meet us at Do talwar at 0900 hours. Deliver the Kenyan, but come alone. We want 6 Zingers (still hot) in exchange for your precious Binky.
I fear he will never be able to chill drinks again if you dont move soon.
next, add elfie, the KFC "rider's" preferred means of transport - an ant!
if i wasn't so satiated with those zingers.. binky n the rider would have a happy ending!
*gulp*
can we settle for iftar at kfc, dutch?
NOOO!! We can't settle for that!! You crazy??
HAHAHA :D This is hilarious! Thanks for brighting up our 2am working sessions ;)
Another summer day..has come and gone away..in Paris and Rome..and I wanna go home...let me go home!
BINKY! I'm coming to get ya!
BINKY MUST DIE!! JG KILL KILL KIL!! :D
What? Who is this silly boy to come and talk? We must bitch-slap Omar now.
KA - please do the honors.
Who's the bitch(slapped) now Omar?
*sigh*
you should've been warned about them. they're a crazy bunch!
*also, they spy on us*
Isn't it ironic that the Firestarters are holding an ice box hostage? :P
And yes, they do spy on us. Hmph.
hmm..i guess it is time to induct Binky in to the LC Protection Committee.
Binky, do you solemnly swear to abide by the *soon-to-be-written* laws of the LCPC?
Binky: Wy, I swear I do. Just keep them KFC boys away from me!!!
*Fin*
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